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Welcome to Beijing Corn. The corn grow in the magical land of Beijing, the soil so pure you can taste the FAILURE. All the cows here play piano so we thought having some chicken can give us better atmosphere but they just ate all the corn, so we only have three cans left..... Meet our local farmer.... "Every morning we bring the water up for the mountain, 3 am every morning I come on the mountain to join the rabbits to sing Despacito an ancient ritual that really distills the disappointment into the corn, our corn so dumb, it grows out of trees, in fact I didn't even plant corn, I planted rice."
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"I don't know what this is, but this guy in a gray suit won't leave me alone"- Uncle Roger
"I'd rather be audited"- Fin
"I smelled it and threw up"- Ghost Cat
Fantastic stomach cleansing quality as you see, stressed out at work? Need to relax? Beijing Corn has calming quality. Did your son get beat in math give him Beijing Corn disappointment guaranteed!
So get your limited edition one of three Beijing Corn today, that's not a marketing technique, we only have three cans. link not in the description because this is not a real product.
Rating:  [5 of 5 Flaming Jalapenos!] |
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